“The way they scoot and own the fucking road, it’s incredible. The way I look at it, it’s like “why go for a hamburger when you can get a steak?” Those guys are steaks, yum.”

“I see these guys scooting around, occasionally causing mayhem and whatnot, but I ain’t pulling them over or arresting them. As far as SoD is concerned, they can do pretty much whatever the fuck they want.”

“Those guys are really neat. That Mike character was something else–and, he had an ass like a horse and arms like a locksmith, real good stuff.”

“So I have a 12in cock. So what? Those guys have $1000 scooters. I’d rather scoot than ram this in somewhere.”